superlative comedy
Some of us worked really hard in high school; others didn’t.
Here’s some of the absurd behaviors of a couple overachieving high school students before they went on to I-Banker College, actually I-Banking and I-Banker Parenthood. This list is based on a true story. Some scary stuff here.
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Photo cred: Mine, students filing into exams at Oxford University
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How You Know You Went to I-Banker High School
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- You took the ACT and the SAT to challenge yourself
- Late loss of virginity (you could vote)
- You read books while walking to class (time saver!)
- You took both the AP exam and the International Baccalaureate to see if you would do better on the other test
(Subjects: Philosophy, Calculus BC, Physics C, English)
- Captained athletic and mathletic teams
- You did homework until you fell asleep on the dining room table
- Teetotaler. In fact, you found your only release in the communion wine
- Power naps at 2am
- Your parents had to wake you up every morning
- You would sleep in your contacts and with the lights on, so you wouldn’t get too comfortable and risk not getting up to finish your essay on “The Great Gatsby”
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Prime example: Central High School’s 2003 Student Council Management Team on ‘Spirit Day’
Photo cred: Amelia, pictured lower left corner, classic i-banker student
